Who is Jenna?

Jenna is a young woman who loves pie and christmas. She is very hairy in the winter time. Do not approach if encountered in the wild.

What is a christmas countdown?

A christmas countdown was founded by Austin in 2015. This is a service provided where one would photoshop pictures of a person and send them a daily photo with a reminder of how far away christmas is. 

What do I do if I encounter Jenna in the wild?

Approach with caution. Immediately light a scented candle and cover jenna with a soft blanket. To ensure safety provide jenna with a smut book.